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Posts here are just my way of screaming into the void; thoughts I want to express, but don't really expect anyone to want to listen to.

(Feel free to listen anyway.)

It's probably not great that my reaction to "Wow, I feel really, really drunk." is the immediate follow up of "...I should go refill my drink."

Apparently my night is whiskey, loud music in my headphones, and comics.

I'm good with this.

I kinda want to jump into the of The Wicker Man because I love that movie and I want to watch Mastodon watch the spanky dance scene, but I have to get to bed.

...this is me procrastinating so I don't have to go do my morning workout.

We know you're hiring, shut up about it. Everybody's hiring. If you're hiring, it's because you sucked at valuing your employees.

...with her own phone number.

(Her gift was being added to our family plan.)

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Tired: Ship of Theseus
Wired: Codebase of Theseus
Inspired: Git Repo of Theseus

We are hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles per hour.

Which is much slower than the 483,000 miles per hour that the sun is dragging us around the galaxy.

(So, no, I am not lazily sitting in my chair, we are zooming!)

I've been blocking ads for so long....

...are they really that bad now? They dropped one or two in my podcasts and I haven't bothered to skip thirty seconds. Beer is really trying to imply the UFC fans are somehow UFC quality fighters, and... still drink beer?

Well, apparently's Mastodon wasn't updating because I ran out of drive space because my Funkwhale instance was copying MP3 files from someplace else on my hard drives and whatever.

This joke is horrible but I find it funny and am embarrassed by that.

"A cure for blue balls is coming."

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