`Lex: Ugh, I'm so busy! I want to go read comics and run around Hyrule, not work!
BusinessMe: Busy is good, it means billable hours, more soccer shoes for the kids, more work means you were right to go into business for yourself.
`Lex: Yeah, and I guess I look good in a tie.
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