Elsewhere I said that it was pretty enough that it didn't need a story. I was wrong, this is hilarious and great. Nice work Marc Guggenheim!
QuarteredCircle.net is a social media platform (part of the Fediverse) for the Tech Lord, his cohorts, and the official instance for #DrunkPete and #HorizonLabs. It's server is based in Pittsburgh, PA, USA. We ask that you follow all the laws that we can get in trouble for and generally don't be a dick. If you need something to listen to, we do have our own internet radio, KeepRadio.
Also, first few new sign ups get their own custom emoji*!!
*Until I get sick of giving them out.