Organizing my thoughts here...
I'll finish my coffee, and then change into my not-quite-clean shorts and shirt, then go mow the lawn, maybe throw in a hat since I clearly need a shower. We are going to ignore the fact that the shorts, shirt, and hat are black and this is the hottest it has been all years (not to mention the day.) I'll come in, have some cottage cheese/banana bowl thing I eat a lot, then shower and get some clean shorts, and bake some burger buns for dinner.
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