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Google Hangouts's wallpaper is this Easter Island head who is sick of your boring conversations.


Sings loudly:
"Let's get it started....."
*points at his office door*

" heeeeeeeere!"

fool me once, and I'll be fooled for the day. but teach a man to fool me,, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life

CinemaSins podcast:
Fuxks... it's a Popeye thing.

This cracked me up.

The article @thegibson just showed me had a line that described privileged well, and except for the well known part, it applies to me, too:
"I’m well-off, well-known, and as a CIS white hetro dude in America, I live life on the lowest difficulty setting. "

Me too. Lowest difficulty setting, found a woman I love, have great kids, generally I come out on top all the time. I (generally) like people, and I kinda fear Mastodon will hate me for all that.

Oh I deleted my gmail account, I’m trying this new thing called email. It’s like gmail but federated.

I just saw the name "Wheatongate." Was that Wil? What happened?

I have decided when using a list format, B.) is a smiley wearing shades with either an tear drop tattoo because it killed another emoticon in prison, or has a Monroe piercing. Either way, don't mess with B.)

*Reading school lunch menu*

Spunkmeyer Muffins? Really? That's not really child appropriate is it?

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The Rangos Giant Cinema is awesome! Cleanest theater I've been to in ages, snack bar is half the price of most theaters, and instead of cheap commercials for stupid pop culture, they have science trivia. There only thing I am missing is reserved seating.

Show more is a social media platform (part of the Fediverse) for the Tech Lord, his cohorts, and the official instance for #DrunkPete and #HorizonLabs. It's server is based in Pittsburgh, PA, USA. We ask that you follow all the laws that we can get in trouble for and generally don't be a dick. If you need something to listen to, we do have our own internet radio, KeepRadio.

Also, first few new sign ups get their own custom emoji*!!

*Until I get sick of giving them out.