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Unfortunately, my 5/5 level workout that was on the schedule went perfectly fine, and might have even helped.

That means I can't use the 'but I feel like crap' to justify not working out in the mornings.

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I feel like crap today, probably from the sun poisoning from watching my daughter's lacrosse game... games, actually. Stupid broken atmosphere. I remember when a human could sit outside for an hour without being poisoned. Anyone know a good way to heal from too-much-sun?

At least my schedule is clear.

I want to choose up a fortune teller app that gives you your daily prognostication in the form of an emoji.

Today's would have been the low battery symbol.

new element: Ahshittium (Ah) - The Element Of Surprise

True Story, which I turned into a bonus gif.

I was next door, thought I'd walk over and grab some beer for tonight's , saw a sign in the window of the Wine Shop about award winning bourbon, turned, and went in. After a free sample, I walked out with a bottle of bourbon instead.

In this new version, Lucas and Warren own the store now.

Because I find the idea of the two people who had robbed the store being the ones to own it later to be hilarious.

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I would love to see a "30 years later" Empire Records movie,with the store dealing with the Internet's complete replacement of brick and mortar stores, much less the music industry changes.

I don't trust Hollywood to make that movie, but I would love to see it.

@LexPendragon 😂 except he would surely get complaints to HR for his lack of regard for personal space!

"Who's this guy who just followed me?"

Hi, I was just picking people off of posts. If you don't want me to follow, let me know and I'll go away.

Google Voice, which is how I have to get my texts now, it seems, also lets you see one thing per page. Leaving that tab open is going to mess up my phone calls, isn't it.

This Friday is going poorly already.

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